My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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