all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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