What a fucking waste of an outfit
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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He better not be in your backpack
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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