can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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