Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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