Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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