he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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