i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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