Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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