I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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