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I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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