Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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