You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Randomize