when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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