So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
You made out with two different species that night
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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