I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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