Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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