Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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