No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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