Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I'm really busy with my period
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