u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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