i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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