just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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