i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I can't turn off my feet"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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