no, he came in my armpit
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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