u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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