My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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