Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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