Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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