Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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