i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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