I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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