Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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