in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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