ya dads aren't the best wingmen
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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