Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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