I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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