Got a toothbrush?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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