you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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