Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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