That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
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You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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