are you still at the devil's house?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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