Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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