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what?
penguin condom
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
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so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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