In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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