that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I need a beard to bite.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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