she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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