My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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