i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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