If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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